Trigger: Fake BDSM, Yeti Hate

Cliff Pervocracy is doing a “Let’s Read” for erotic masterpiece of our time 50 Shades of Grey. I tried reading 50 Shades and just couldn’t keep up with it–nothing worse than boring porn–but this little gem stuck out from Cliff’s dissection.

He said he likes his women sentient. He’s probably not celibate then.

How does our hero Christian Grey know the difference between sentient and nonsentient women? Aren’t all women sentient

HOLY SHIT CHRISTIAN GREY FUCKED A YETI*

* In some schools of philosophy, animals as well as people are sentient, as animals can experience pain and suffering. So technically yeti-fucking would be ok under the Christian Grey rules. Of course, yetis, assuming they are real, could be capable of reason and therefore well out of the sentience debate, but if they were capable of reason, why would they be into Christian Grey?

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